This is the e-card that I find to be the most annoying out of all of them. Maybe it’s because I work for Sallie Mae, or maybe it’s because I have half of a functioning brain and understand how the real world works. You took out student loans. You signed an agreement to pay those loans back (even if you didn’t graduate! Even if you dropped the classes 6 weeks in! Even if you stopped attending the classes the first week if you didn’t follow proper procedures! Even if you never stepped foot in that class room if you didn’t follow proper procedures!). Oh your school “lied to you”? Did you READ THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS YOU WERE SIGNING?! No? Okay then. Lesson learned. And you know what? It’s NOT that serious to Sallie Mae. We’re here to HELP you. It’s not OUR money you’re dealing with, it is the federal governments money. They WILL get their money back from you. That tax return you’re expecting in January? Nope, that just got taken to cover those loans you
 let go 360+ days past due. Those pay checks you’re getting every week/bi-weekly? Looks like they just got a hell of a lot smaller because you’re getting garnished now because you let your loans go 360+ days past due. You’re in your 20’s and your credit score just TANKED because you have $20,000+ in debt that just got paid in full by the guarantor. Maybe if you ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE and LISTEN TO US we wouldn’t call you the 7 times a day (which by law we can). I’m not calling you because I like your ring back tone. Trust me, I hate it. I’m not calling you because I think it’s cute that you like your 3 year old set up your voice mail. That’s annoying. I’m not calling you for my health. I’d be a lot less stressed and annoyed if I didn’t HAVE to call you, actually. We can help. We have options available. If you’re willing to listen to us, we’re willing to help you.

This is the e-card that I find to be the most annoying out of all of them. Maybe it’s because I work for Sallie Mae, or maybe it’s because I have half of a functioning brain and understand how the real world works. You took out student loans. You signed an agreement to pay those loans back (even if you didn’t graduate! Even if you dropped the classes 6 weeks in! Even if you stopped attending the classes the first week if you didn’t follow proper procedures! Even if you never stepped foot in that class room if you didn’t follow proper procedures!). Oh your school “lied to you”? Did you READ THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS YOU WERE SIGNING?! No? Okay then. Lesson learned. And you know what? It’s NOT that serious to Sallie Mae. We’re here to HELP you. It’s not OUR money you’re dealing with, it is the federal governments money. They WILL get their money back from you. That tax return you’re expecting in January? Nope, that just got taken to cover those loans you

┬álet go 360+ days past due. Those pay checks you’re getting every week/bi-weekly? Looks like they just got a hell of a lot smaller because you’re getting garnished now because you let your loans go 360+ days past due. You’re in your 20’s and your credit score just TANKED because you have $20,000+ in debt that just got paid in full by the guarantor. Maybe if you ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE and LISTEN TO US we wouldn’t call you the 7 times a day (which by law we can). I’m not calling you because I like your ring back tone. Trust me, I hate it. I’m not calling you because I think it’s cute that you like your 3 year old set up your voice mail. That’s annoying. I’m not calling you for my health. I’d be a lot less stressed and annoyed if I didn’t HAVE to call you, actually. We can help. We have options available. If you’re willing to listen to us, we’re willing to help you.

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  1. saywhutnow reblogged this from febreezezebra116
  2. robyn-ann reblogged this from faith-food-fashion and added:
    Hahaha, I seriously used to feel like this. #StudentLoans #TheStruggle #SallieMae
  3. ealdra reblogged this from samanticshift
  4. febreezezebra116 reblogged this from bapgeek2geekbap and added:
    There are people who DO take out more than they need to buy frivolous things they don’t need. I realize that there are...
  5. bapgeek2geekbap reblogged this from winkinggorgon and added:
    What OP fails to realize is that people don’t take out student loans to go buy designer purses and luxury items. People...
  6. ahhhmannnduhhh reblogged this from faith-food-fashion
  7. samanticshift reblogged this from febreezezebra116 and added:
    Right, so have you dealt with the phone calls demanding you pay back your student loan debt? Have you had to choose...
  8. faith-food-fashion reblogged this from febreezezebra116 and added:
    a few problematic issues here.. first, agree with boehner-trollololll. said what i was about to say. would fully agree...
  9. hotdinnerbatbutt reblogged this from febreezezebra116 and added:
    Honestly.. right now I want to strangle the fuck out of you. IM SORRY YOU CHOSE A CRAPPY ASS JOB. MAYBE IF YOU GO TO...
  10. stuffandscruff reblogged this from bizarrebaobabs and added:
    I fucking hate Sallie Mae… but they are the only company that will approve me for a loan....
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